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Budget: $500

Profit: - $-500


Movie Details

Tag Line: Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?

Status: Released

Average Rating: 0

Release Date: Feb 2, 2002

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Run Time: 1h 20m

Original Language: English

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Production Companies: Polychrome Pictures


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Synopsis

During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!


Main Cast

Jim Norton

Jim Norton

Paul

Age : 55 | Popularity : 8%

Jessica Alexander

Jessica Alexander

Carmella

Age : N/A | Popularity : 3%

Rozie Bacchi

Rozie Bacchi

Paulette

Age : N/A | Popularity : 5%

Maggie Bagley

Maggie Bagley

Angela

Age : N/A | Popularity : 3%

D. Banno

D. Banno

Postal Worker on Break #5

Age : N/A | Popularity : 3%

Carmine Battista

Carmine Battista

Frank Perrigrinno

Age : N/A | Popularity : 3%

Michael Carrara

Michael Carrara

Agent Russo

Age : N/A | Popularity : 3%

David Brown

David Brown

Officer Tafoozi

Age : N/A | Popularity : 3%


Crew

Department Role Name
Writing Creative Producer
Ken Halsband
Ken Halsband
Harry Clein
Harry Clein
Writer
Dan Battista
Dan Battista
Paul Battista
Paul Battista
Production Producer
Dan Battista
Dan Battista
Paul Battista
Paul Battista
Directing Director
Paul Battista
Paul Battista
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