Hard Soap, Hard Soap

Synopsis

Penny and Linda are two happy housewives who just can't help but want to solve everyone else's personal problems. But Penny has big problems of her own, namely with her psychiatrist husband, Dr. John Holmes, whose romantic abilities have been unbearably hindered. As Penny and Linda find themselves besieged by a never-ending supply of perverts, weirdos, and other types of misfits they decide it's time to take matters into their own hands to return their lives to idyllic suburban bliss.

Main Cast

Laurien Dominique

Penny Holmes

Age : 29 | Popularity : 4%

Candida Royalle

Linda Lou

Age : 64 | Popularity : 3%

John Holmes

Dr. John Holmes

Age : 43 | Popularity : 15%

Damon Christian

Closing Credits Announcer (voice)

Age : N/A | Popularity : 3%

Joan Devlon

Patty

Age : N/A | Popularity : 6%

Blair Harris

Linda Lou's Date

Age : 72 | Popularity : 3%

Peter Johns

Patient in Yellow Shirt

Age : N/A | Popularity : 3%

Jeff Lyle

Smith Brother in Tank Top

Age : N/A | Popularity : 7%

Crew

Department	Role	Name
Directing	Assistant Director	John Holmes
	Director	Bob Chinn
	Script Supervisor	Carol Germaine
Writing	Writer	John T. Chapman
Art	Art Direction	Bill Wolf
	Production Design	William Sebring
	Set Decoration	Ned Ishimoto
	Property Master	Fred Priestley
Camera	Still Photographer	Joel Sussman
	Camera Operator	Curly Eason
	Director of Photography	Vilmos Vorisch
	Assistant Camera	Max Wells
Production	Producer	Damon Christian
	Production Manager	Elliott Rosenblatt
	Location Manager	Elliott Rosenblatt
Sound	Music	Armand Steiger
	Conductor	Armand Steiger
	Sound Re-Recording Mixer	Chris Coe
	Sound Mixer	Roy Simpson
Editing	Editor	Jay Werner
	Assistant Editor	Art Nova
Costume & Make-Up	Makeup Artist	Connie Lasky David Serrano
	Hairdresser	Astrid Vanderhope
	Costumer	Barbara Kenefick
Lighting	Gaffer	Lionel Gibson
Department	Role	Name

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