TMDB Rating 6.3

Series Details

Seasons: 11

Total Episodes: 67

Creators: Johnnie Mortimer

Networks: ITV

Status: Ended

First Air Date: Sep 7, 1981

Recent Air Date: Oct 9, 1991

Run Time: m

In Production: No

Original Language: English

Age Rating: NR

Website: Link

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Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.

Main Cast

Donald Sinden

Donald Sinden

Age : 90 | Popularity : 6%

Teddy Turner

Teddy Turner

Age : N/A | Popularity : 3%

Windsor Davies

Windsor Davies

Age : 88 | Popularity : 3%

Maria Charles

Maria Charles

Age : 91 | Popularity : 7%

Gordon Peters

Gordon Peters

Age : 94 | Popularity : 3%

Honor Blackman

Honor Blackman

Age : 94 | Popularity : 18%

Julia Watson

Julia Watson

Age : 67 | Popularity : 5%

Zara Nutley

Zara Nutley

Age : 92 | Popularity : 3%



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