The Baby Juice Express

Synopsis

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

Main Cast

Nick Moran

Des

Age : 54 | Popularity : 6%

Nick Brimble

Krakowski

Age : 79 | Popularity : 6%

Lisa Faulkner

Lauren

Age : 52 | Popularity : 8%

Phil Davis

Frank O'Reilly

Age : 70 | Popularity : 5%

Samantha Womack

Trixie (as Samantha Janus)

Age : 51 | Popularity : 14%

Joe Bugner

Palooka

Age : 74 | Popularity : 5%

Julian Clary

Jason

Age : 64 | Popularity : 10%

Angela Douglas

Celestia

Age : 83 | Popularity : 4%

Crew

Department	Role	Name
Writing	Writer	Nick Moran Michael Hurst
Directing	Director	Michael Hurst
Department	Role	Name

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